A couple returns from their honeymoon refusing to speak to each other. The groom's best friend takes him aside and asks what's wrong."Well," replies the man, "when we finished making love on the first night, I put a $50 bill on the pillow without thinking.""Oh, you shouldn't worry about that too…
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.The…
Two married for twenty years. Decided to take a summer vacation at the beach in the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon time But the wife was busy. The husband told her wife. He's travelling alone. And she follows him out after two days.. The husband got to the hotel and entered the room.…
A husband went to the sheriff’s department to report that his wife was missing.Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home.Sergeant: What is her height?Husband: Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall.Sergeant: Weight?Husband: Don’t know. Not slim, not…
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.And she was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right…
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